You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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