if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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