I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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