alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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