So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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