Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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