My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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