Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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