I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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