dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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