ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just high enough for therapy.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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