But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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