never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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