K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Two words: nipple clamps
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