Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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