If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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