Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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