real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house