Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club

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(708): View more from Illinois

I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.

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(210): View more from Texas

I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job

(917): View more from New York City

You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.

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(516): View more from New York

Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system

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(281): View more from Texas

Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird

(1-413): View more from Massachusetts

I mean I thought it sounded fun

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(703): View more from Virginia

i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house

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