connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.