Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine