guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs