Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(801): View more from Utah

I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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(907): View more from Alaska

You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..

(856): View more from New Jersey

i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.

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(714): View more from California

Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick

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(281): View more from Texas

I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit

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(708): View more from Illinois

Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid

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