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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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• (914): View more from New York

  I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.

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• (631): View more from New York

  does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one

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  When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.

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