i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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