I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I didn't notice because vodka
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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