Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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