Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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