Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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