Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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