went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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