North Korea, Best Korea!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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