He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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