Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
COCAINE IS GR8
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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