that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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