She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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