Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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