I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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