she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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