I'm drive I can fine osifer
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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