she smelled like a LAN party
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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