Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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