Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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