I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Just puked most of my soul out..
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