if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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