Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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