Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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