dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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