Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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