Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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