so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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