just tell him i said nine months
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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