Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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