Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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