I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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