Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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