He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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