She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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