dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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