We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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