But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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