So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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