He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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